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The Breast Is Yet To Come

Fri 6 Nov

Rescheduled event

If you purchased tickets to performances on Friday 29 May, you are entitled to an exchange or refund.  You will be contacted by our Box Office shortly. We apologise for any inconvenience.

Cabaret's princess of parody.

Amelia Ryan (A Storm In A D Cup, Lady Liberty, Livvy & Pete, UNSUNG) has graced the world stages with her award-winning shows. She’s sashayed (and stumbled) down red carpets, and regaled audiences with her tales of self-destruction.

Now, cabaret’s princess of parody is undertaking her most demanding role yet: she’s a Mum (cue panic!). Her sequinned frocks are spew-rags and her fun-bags are functional. Fortunately, she’s no stranger to mess, late nights and the occasional vommie… so surely she’s got motherhood in the (nappy) bag. Right?

With her signature stamp of heart and hilarity (and her toddler peacefully sleeping at home #wishful), she’ll take you from pregnancy to parenthood, and being up the duff to up all night, in this uproarious, relatable, and revealing foray into The Family Way.


  • This is cabaret at its best. See it. - Adelaide Theatre Guide
  • A show for mums, for those who want to be mums, or anyone who has a mum. - ArtsHub
  • Take your husbands (‘that was the breast cabaret show I’ve seen! Loved it!’), your girlfriends, your mums, your next door neighbour… just don’t miss it. - Theatre Travels
  • Ryan is daft, funny and tremendously likeable. - Scotsman
  • Laugh so much your sides hurt. - Fest Mag Edinburgh

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