Amelia Ryan: The Breast Is Yet To Come
Wollongong’s own showgirl is back…and she’s eating for two!
21 Jul – 21 Jul
Amelia Ryan has graced the stages of New York, London and Edinburgh with her award-winning shows. She's sashayed (and stumbled) down red carpets, and regaled audiences with her tales of debauchery and self-destruction. Now, Bombo’s Blonde Bombshell has gone and done it.
She’s knocked up.
In equal measure delighted and daunted, she ponders the big questions of any new Mother-To-Be. How many cheese toastie cravings can one give into? Will she deliver to the serene sounds of Enya and the rainforest, or her own drugged-out drones? And are sequinned bras a sensible maternity choice? No stranger to late nights, mess and the occasional vommie, she should have this one in the (nappy) bag. Right?*
With Ryan's signature combination of heart and hilarity, Amelia Ryan: The Breast Is Yet To Come is an honest, relatable, and revealing foray into impending parenthood, womanhood, and asks if the best (and breast) years are a thing of the past, or if they are indeed yet to come.
⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆ ‘One of the most flawless performances around’ - Rip It Up
⋆⋆⋆⋆ ‘Ryan is daft, funny and tremendously likeable’ - Scotsman
⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆ ‘Hysterically funny…incredibly inspiring’ - Upside News
⋆⋆⋆⋆ ‘A Woman who deserves to be selling out the Edinburgh Entertainment Centre’ - Broadway Baby UK
Audience Warnings: Contains adult themes and strong language
Age Restrictions: R16+
7.30pm: Doors and Bar Open
8pm - 8.30pm: Support Act (TBC)
8.30pm - 9.00pm: Interval 30 mins
9.00pm - 10pm: Headline Act
10pm - 10.30pm: Bar will remain open after the show
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The Music Lounge, The Music Lounge
Seated: $40 (Shared table max. 6 people to a table)
Standing room tickets will be available once seated tickets have sold out
On arrival at the venue you will be allocated a table number once you present your ticket at the door.
A per transaction fee of $6.90 applies for phone and online bookings.
Fri 21 Jul, Doors and Bar open from 7.30pm
Approx. 3 hrs (incl. interval)
Tickets On Sale Available Now